Admin Background information

This is just to provide you with some background information on the best admins of the league.

Dronzer

Born and raised in an Alaskan jail cell, Dronzer learned at a young age that his life would be a fight to survive. The young boy escaped the prison because he was so small he could just squeeze through the bars. After packing a warm lunch, glasses, and a book, Dronzer made his way into the world, discovering very soon that things would change drastically for him.

Because of his unbelievably small capacity for learning, Dronzer was held back in elementary school, and to this day, he is still trying to pass the 4th grade. At the age of 14, he met the love of his life, Jen, a 9 year old girl in his class, who shared his love for bananas. Soon they marry, and at the age of 15 and a half, Dronzer had produced a family, of carefully engineered sperm inside his glory-sack. He would then begin his life-long dream, as a founder of NGGL, the best amateur WC3 league in the western world.

Jen

Not much is known about her past, only what has occurred since she reproduced with the league founder. At the age of nine, this prepubescent orphan girl was raised by her adoring Nunu, in a life of luxury. Being the adopted daughter of a multi-billionaire, Jen got whatever her little brace-covered-face desired. The only condition that Nunu made for Jen to obey to remain welcome in her house, was that she not go near the mutant called "Dronzer". Feeling "weighed down", she ran away with the monkey-boy, starting her life a-new, and leaving her orthodontic gear behind, scarring her with a brutally disfigured mouth.

Crayola

After escaping from the shackles "his master" called a lab, Crayola was found by Russian Intelligence Agency#2. He was created by a Russian computer programmer by the name of Evgenii Volody Solovyov, who was mad with rage after a shadowy German man knowingly offered Super Vodka to Evgenii's wife, immediately killing her due to its extremeness. The man now spends his days drinking chemically altered R-Super Vodka, waiting until the day he dies.

Crayola was put to work by the Russians to identify, decode, and steal German porn. However, after many years of service, the AI known as CRA-tron YOL:IX, Ver-A mark2, (Crayola for short) was transferred to African government officials after being traded for sixty billion dollars worth of blood diamonds. Angered by this turn of events, Crayola activated his mobile internet, powered by Rogers Wireless, and escaped into the E-Web.

Now you can find Crayola trolling the WC3 league known as NGGL, where he helps organize and maintain the website.

lol!! ya guys are the biggest assholes ever ! xD ily ya still

i'm sry, is this a joke?

yeah it is crayola is gay

Nice, that's a better background than I already have anyway! You made me look better, good write-up!

Would read again!

/write but really i jus read this over again now i feel like punching u in the face when i meet u chris >.>

NGGL]Dronzer wrote:

/write but really i jus read this over again now i feel like punching u in the face when i meet u chris >.>

<3 buttsecks